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  • I’m ready to play “poop or chocolate?” with a toddler after this.
  • One year ago today, vs. TODAY 🤯 Least now I know Robert means it when he says he loves me at any weight, cause he proposed to my Before 😅💍
  • Restaurants were the only way to get me out of the house after 3pm. I miss them. A lot.
  • Daddy’s girl ♥️
  • Lycra, the quarantine uniform.
  • I walk around the house bucking at my dogs to remind them I’m swole now and could win a fight against them. Just in case they’re staging a coup.
  • Wild weekends at The Sandberg house @robertsandberg ♥️
  • @ramy season 2. Tagging @mahershalaali because it’s mother-fucking Mahershala Ali, y’all 🤯😭
  • 20 MILLION FOLLOWERS 🤯 Thank you ALL so much for your love, and hate! Either way, it raises my CPM 🥰
  • ♥️ @robertsandberg
  • It took my uncoordinated ass an entire HOUR to learn this dance, and my audience of one dog couldn’t care less 🤣 #quarantine (TikTok link in bio) (also, shoutout to @chiaraferragni and @fedez yelling choreography at her in her story that i watched to learn this 😂😂😂)
  • At least one of us isn’t useless @robertsandberg 🥰